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My name is Doug. Ok good, looking good so far. Im a Jersey Shore kid transplanted in western Maryland on an endless pursuit for my MD. So, consider yourselves lucky, its gonna be one hell of a trip.

From my adventures so far, I've learned that I have little to no consideration for the consequences of my actions, I love to shake things up and raise the bar to unnecessary levels, I'm driven by my friends, my perspective, a very special girl [ ;) ], and the nuclear reactor I sit atop, ADD (OCD is my backup generator). I mainline life like its my job.

Taking me seriously may be harmful to your health, but trying never (seriously) hurt anyone. In small quantities, however, Im sure taking my ironically detached insights to heart is an overlooked remedy for the common life :) !

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31 October 09
Posted: 12:13 AM

Drinking with ROTC kids = the most intense Batman Begins drinking game EVER

27 October 09
23 October 09

BeerBall + Tiniest fucking room ever = Best Decision Ever (and intense epic concusions)

Posted: 1:25 PM
Now, I know happiness wasn’t invented until the 1890’s, but seriously, you dont have to attempt to touch your lip to your nose to follow styles of the time, come on people.
Circuitous way of saying BE HAPPY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Now, I know happiness wasn’t invented until the 1890’s, but seriously, you dont have to attempt to touch your lip to your nose to follow styles of the time, come on people.

Circuitous way of saying BE HAPPY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

8 October 09
THE MAGIC CONCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                             ……….both spongebob and jesus might be sueing for copyright infringement right now :)

THE MAGIC CONCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             ……….both spongebob and jesus might be sueing for copyright infringement right now :)

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh