About
My name is Doug. Ok good, looking good so far. Im a Jersey Shore kid transplanted in western Maryland on an endless pursuit for my MD. So, consider yourselves lucky, its gonna be one hell of a trip.From my adventures so far, I've learned that I have little to no consideration for the consequences of my actions, I love to shake things up and raise the bar to unnecessary levels, I'm driven by my friends, my perspective, a very special girl [ ;) ], and the nuclear reactor I sit atop, ADD (OCD is my backup generator). I mainline life like its my job.
Taking me seriously may be harmful to your health, but trying never (seriously) hurt anyone. In small quantities, however, Im sure taking my ironically detached insights to heart is an overlooked remedy for the common life :) !
Following
Drinking with ROTC kids = the most intense Batman Begins drinking game EVER
BeerBall + Tiniest fucking room ever = Best Decision Ever (and intense epic concusions)